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Monday, June 9, 2008

RELIGION & RELIGIOUS PLACES

RELIGION & RELIGIOUS PLACES

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.

"Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost.
But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind."

The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?"

My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."

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There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist.
Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts, "Praise the Lord!"

The atheist yells back, "There is no God".

She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says, "Praise the Lord".

The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she's asked for, of course she says, "Praise the Lord".

The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries for you there is no God".

The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts, "Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!!"

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