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Bihar mein Police mein bhartii ke interview mein :-

Adhikaarii : Kyaa naam hai ?

Praarthii : RamKhilavan.

Adhikaarii : Kahaan ke rehane waale ho ?

Praarthii : Mujapharpur.

Adhikaarii : Kittaa paRhe huye ho ?

Praarthii : Bol diyaa naa ki Mujapharpur ke reahne waale hain, phir kaahe puuchhte ho “kittaa paRhe huye ho“,

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A Mallu woman goes for a job interview to be a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN". Nevertheless, he still had to entertain her.So he told the woman, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance!

The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".

The Mallu thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW....BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah....Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Thank You."
The Manager fainted.

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A smart Mallu story.

A family at Changanachery (Kerala) was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from Kuwait. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:

Dear brothers and sisters,

I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the Parelpally cemetery. Sorry, I could not come along because nurses' salary is going to increase from next month. So, I doubt, I will not get the increase in case I am not here. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 4 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On the sides of her head there is a tin each of Nido and Tang. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Biju.

Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Lijju's and Ammani's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Biju and the others are for Tomy and Suresh. Amma is also wearing 6 Wonder Bras and 12 Victoria's Secret panties. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Minju wanted is on Amma's left wrist.

Tangamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you had asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among Pradeep and Nikhil.

In Amma's pockets there are about 25 envelopes that are to be posted immediately. Some are drafts from the Exchange Company. Those marked "By Hand" are to be hand delivered (These letters are from my friends in the Hostel, Pisukkikal, Thanne, Enthu and Cheyyam) and there is Rosamma's wedding album I brought here to show to my friends in Riggae Hostel on my last visit. Also, you will find some syringes and two boxes of panadol and some other medicines which I don't know what for. But still I am sending them. Give it to the neighbours or Shanthamma, OK?

In case you require any more things, please do write to me. Of late, Papa is also not keeping well these days.

Anu Mol

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