KIDS CORNER

KIDS CORNER

Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other' up.

The brown-haired kid said, "My father is way better than yours."

The blond came back, "Maybe, but my mother is better than yours."

"I agree because this is what my father also says."

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One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.

The little girl looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"